Random Story Generator
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I made a short story a while ago using http://www.plot-generator.org.uk and thought it was a bit surreal, but might be funny to attempt to illustrate. What do you guys think? Personally I'm not sure that randomized story telling is yet ready for public use, but it did make me laugh.
Friendly Hippoina Lemon
A Short Story
by Mr PseudonymBob Chan had always loved Harsh Jam Land with its rotten, roasted Rocks. It was a place where he felt sad.
He was a forgetful, loving, cocoa drinker with fluffy legs and squat eyelashes. His friends saw him as a disturbed, doubtful deity. Once, he had even helped a shaggy injured bird cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.
Bob walked over to the window and reflected on his Hot surroundings. The moon shone like drinking bears.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Hippoina Lemon. Hippoina was a friendly volcano with fluffy legs and wobbly eyelashes.
Bob gulped. He was not prepared for Hippoina.
As Bob stepped outside and Hippoina came closer, he could see the mysterious glint in her eye.
Hippoina glared with all the wrath of 3647 caring knowing kittens. She said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want Revenge."
Bob looked back, even more hurt and still fingering the round sausage. "Hippoina, It is my sausage," he replied.
They looked at each other with happy feelings, like two depressed, diced dogs jumping at a very brave funeral, which had classical music playing in the background and two controlling uncles singing to the beat.
Bob regarded Hippoina's fluffy legs and wobbly eyelashes. "I feel the same way!" revealed Bob with a delighted grin.
Hippoina looked angry, her emotions blushing like a hungry, hollow hawk.
Then Hippoina came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
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Oh, wow. lol. So many great moments in there. I think it would make a great short-graphic novel.
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reads like a Mad Libs
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I have the Google Home and the kids love doing the Mad Libs with it. Some of the stories are so funny.
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I had to look Mad Libs up but it sounds cool. I guess I was definitely wrong- the world is ready for this crazy stuff. I think I will try to sketch the main characters for fun. Not sure how to represent the wrath of 3647 caring knowing kittens though, I think that may be beyond me. If anyone else wants to have a go please feel free.
